Posted on August 28, 2009 - by Lithos

Premade slams hordes, then nails twins…. HAWT!

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 DaAaaAaaaAaaaaaam, how sexy. Premade goes out on a thursday night, sits down for a nice fish meal, downs a few brewski’s for buffs. We were just minding our own businees when this Garrosh chump gets all up in our face, like ” LOKtar Ogarrrn!” And then the shit got real! These horde punks wanted to rumble, but shit dey didnt bringit , coz it had already been brought AaaAaiiight. 

So’z we chillin after and Tirion’s all : ” Waddddup, nice moves, want chu to meet deez fine honies I been tellin you bout, dey like twinz n shiz.”  One was a fine dark seniorita, and the other, well was white and trashy, but twins man, TWINS! —- And then there was some more terrible terrible gangster sterotypical lingo—– and bam, we nailed dem. AAaaiiiGGgght.

Gratz Pre’DAwwwwwgs , word.

Posted on August 21, 2009 - by Lithos

Premades reunites Jaxxarse with Malcazarse

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I wrote into blizzard a long long time ago, saying ; ” I hate gnomes, anything you can do for me?” but i had never dreamed they surpass my expectations and have a raid boss obliterate a small, sneaky hobitzez at the beginning of the fight. It was like the scene out of lord of the rings, when you see the fellowship all in tears of joy as they see mount doom errupting, to the sure death of Frodo.  But just like the unfortunate survival of Master Baggins, this fight had a sour taste to it, Lord Jaxxarse of the Eredar. Actually sour doesnt fit, spicy is a better description, as there was fire flung all over the place. But when we got the hot feet, we danced, and when we got our flesh incinerated, with… un…incinerated it, and when that jackass gnome pulled a demon lord Jaxxarus out of the gate, we made a Jaxxarse outta him.

Gratz Pre’dominantly gnome haters

Posted on August 12, 2009 - by Lithos

Premade studies the Bestiary

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So the secrets of ulduar were revealed by Premade… turns out there was a hidden amusement park, complete with dodge’em tanks, slag pot rides, & even a fallice mono-rail!!! Discovering this, Lord Tirion Fordring of the Argent Crusade decided to make his own amusement park, with black jack & hookers…. infact forget the black jack and the park… ah forget the whole thing.

Turns out he could only budget for a an entertainment center, a  karaoke’ bar of sorts,… except the songs are giant beasts, and instead of singing them, we plough them violently into the ground… so you see, very much like a karaoke song killing session.  So Premade inserted a couple gold, and we had trouble singing the first few verses, but then we hit those high c’s, and dam we nailed those songs. So much so that Tirion, Thrall, even that crushed cement faced Varyian DougeHead gave us a round of applause!

So we’re heading in next week, with a new song request, hopefully if can get the melodies right, Tirion will arrange for those ‘Argent champs’ we talked about earlier… AAaaaahhh yeah.

Gratz Pre’programed Playlist

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