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Posted on July 29, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade falls the Lich King

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Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.

Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.

“Arise Premade, and Listen…
We have all beared witness to a terrible tradgey, honourable guild members leaving to enrich their lives, their real lives.
And while there were jerks who will be forgotten, we have remained vigilant in our cause…
The Lich king  has answered for what he has done, and cannot cause further destruction to our ass.

I make a promise to you now brothers & sisters, the Lich King has been Defeated!!!
On this day, I call for a union!  The balls of premade, and the mouth of the fallen Arthas will come together as one.
We shall succeed where so many have epically failed.
We will take the fight to Arthas, and rain down our balls upon Ice Crown!

The Mighty Premade will farm for YOU! ARTHAS!”

The mighty balls of momoes!

The mighty balls of mo'moes!

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 The light’s hope event   ;)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_oyXSSFAL0

Posted on October 4, 2009 - by Lithos

Premade Thwars Thor & Hordes Hodir’s loot

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Click for some form of actualality

It’s true, we defrosted Thorim and then stole away with Hodir’s loot and…. *recieves whisper*  wah?…. *whisper whisper* you mean Hodir’s the boss with all the ice… *whisp wispy whisper* WELL f%^k that ruins my working title! The whole punchline was associated Thorim with thwaring…. GAH this is stupid.
AHEM , SO, we ‘zapped’ Thorim, with some ‘electrified’ dps and ‘charged’ in there and gave him a ’shock’.  How’s that for correctness?
 And then we, uh… iced Hodir. Dam, used all my good material on Thorim, this publishing is harder than these two bosses hard modes combined, which Premade smashed out because we’re so cool…. ! COOL! Dammit, i could have used that. Ah nuts.

Gratz Pre’cooled.

Posted on September 15, 2009 - by Lithos

Premade THWARTZ deh Bug

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Click for Neil Patrick Harris to step aside.

Click for Neil Patrick Harris to step aside.

There once was a douche’ called Arthas,
Who ress’ed up a big bug carcass.
Anub was it’s name, from a heroic that’s lame,
But in a raid he’s your  nightmare most darkest.
Though PREMADE would prevail, they slayed that big snail,
With DPS that rocked off the charters!
And was it any surprise, when Chewz said  ”…we got it guys”
That there was chortles and smiles and Grat’ers!

Grat’ers Pre’diddly’dee madians.

Posted on September 14, 2009 - by Lithos

Premade Hardens the f$%k up

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Click to supersize

Hard, like picking up a super model.

Hard, like finding the square root of partial derivative.

Hard, like making friends with a toaster.

Hard, like whistling with a car battery attached to your nipples….
Hard like Premade, taking down hardmode one after another, after another. We broke XT’s heart by being hard, bad toys. We chose the biggest, hardest looking mother fugger in the room, during the Iron Council. And Premade’s so hard, we hugged Kologarn, with arms wide open.
We hard, my sexy 3.0945 model toaster friend, Bernie, says so.
Gratz Pre’hard
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Recruitment Needs as @ August 2009

We are currently looking for the following:

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Tank:
- Closed -

DPS:
1 Warlock

Healer:
1 Resto Druid
1 Resto Shaman
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For more information, please see our recruitment forum. Please note that we are specifically in need of raiders that can raid at 10pm server for the 4 days we raid.

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Healers! Where are you?? We are currently looking for a few talented Healers for our upcoming 25 man raids in January. If you are a Restro Druid and Shaman looking for a raiding guild and available +10 GST late evenings, look no further! Not a Druid or Shaman? No worries! We’ll gladly accept Priests or Pallies as well. Please visit our Recruitment page for more information to see if Premade is for you!

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We are currently looking for the following:

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1 Warlock
1-2 Rogues
1 Elemental Shaman
1 DPS Warrior
1-2 Mages

For more information, please see our recruitment forum. Please note that we are specifically in need of raiders that can raid at 10pm server for the 4 days we raid.

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