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Posted on July 29, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade falls the Lich King

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Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.

Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.

“Arise Premade, and Listen…
We have all beared witness to a terrible tradgey, honourable guild members leaving to enrich their lives, their real lives.
And while there were jerks who will be forgotten, we have remained vigilant in our cause…
The Lich king  has answered for what he has done, and cannot cause further destruction to our ass.

I make a promise to you now brothers & sisters, the Lich King has been Defeated!!!
On this day, I call for a union!  The balls of premade, and the mouth of the fallen Arthas will come together as one.
We shall succeed where so many have epically failed.
We will take the fight to Arthas, and rain down our balls upon Ice Crown!

The Mighty Premade will farm for YOU! ARTHAS!”

The mighty balls of momoes!

The mighty balls of mo'moes!

Larger image of the mosaic. ( best to upon in new tab/window.)

http://a.imageshack.us/img844/7724/lichkingkillmop192×121.jpg

 The light’s hope event   ;)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_oyXSSFAL0

Posted on January 8, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade Chews through Saurfang.

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\\\ ,,,, /// AaaaEeeeeiiii ( screenie ahead)

.\ ',,,,' /// AaaaEeeeeiiii ( screenie ahead)

Ah yes, Premade tastes the sweet success of defeating Deathbringer Saurfang… was like a spicy deep fried satayed meat, blended to perfection. It took some strategic planning, some highly volatile dps and the kind of healing that from rapid movement and friction based heat, fuse your very fingers to the keys themselves.
And that is how Premade took down Saurfang… however we all know that if the roles were reversed, and god forbid, BOLVAR was the boss at this stage, that we would never have taken him down, nor would any other guild, and the raid progression worldwide halt, and people would cease playing before the MIGHT of Bolvar…
Where was i?

Gratz Bolvar-made

Posted on January 7, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade makes two nautical miles….tones.

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Click to get on a boat!

Click to get on a boat!

” Yeeeeeeah, never thought we’d down their boat, it was big horde turd of a joke.
 Muuuuuuuuuuradin, loot chest meeeeee.  WooooaaaOoohhhhoooo!
Never thought the guild Premade, could kicked it any harder that day.
Believe me when i say, ” We f*%$ed them sidewaysssssEeeYeeeEEeeah.”

Hells yes ladies and gentlejerks, get your towels ready it’s about to go down, and down quicker than a horde gunship ladened heavy with turd horde, and full of holes.  Premade’s no stranger to being on a boat,  NEVER did they think they wouldnt be on a boat, oh yes they brought their swim trunks, and their flippy floppies. With joyous battle cries of ;
” F@#% battle mages i’m on a Boat mothaf%$^er.”  
“F@#% Saurfang, I’m on a boat mothf@$%er.”

But i concur, Premade went into ICC 25 with the goal of pushing forward, and flew up to the gunship to prove such nautical prowess, only after the slight crotch-bowel irriatation that was Lady deathwhisper, as seen, boringly below.

 

GRATZ PRE-MERMAIDS!

yes yes, lady deathwhisper screenie.

yes yes, lady deathwhisper screenie.

Posted on December 24, 2009 - by Lithos

Premades rattles dem bones!

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Click for the hounds to heel
Click for the hounds to heel

” In a dark dark town, in a dark dark street, was a dark dark house where 3 skeletons lived…A big skeleton, a little skeleton, and an axe wielding, spike serving, whirlwinding, firespewing type skeleton.”

Premade went in all fish monger like, and deboned that sucker  Lord Marrowgar… yes they really boned him…ehh, terrible pun, but it is christmas time, so throw me a bone here…. OHhhhh i went there.
Gratz Premade, & merry Christmas to yee.
Ice Crown 4/4 first week… Fuck yeah.
by Lithos on December 15, 2009
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Recruitment Needs as @ August 2009

We are currently looking for the following:

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Tank:
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DPS:
1 Warlock

Healer:
1 Resto Druid
1 Resto Shaman
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For more information, please see our recruitment forum. Please note that we are specifically in need of raiders that can raid at 10pm server for the 4 days we raid.

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1-2 Rogues
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For more information, please see our recruitment forum. Please note that we are specifically in need of raiders that can raid at 10pm server for the 4 days we raid.

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