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Posted on February 26, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade quarantines Rotface

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Click for less tasty screenie

Click for less tasty screenie

Some say the taste of revenge is bittersweet, sort of like a peanut butter-apple-banana-carrot sandwich… Premade says revenge tastes like ass… yes ass. 
For you see we went in hungry for more after devouring Festergut the previous night, and so we chewed off Rotface’s ass.
We constantly got around his backside gnawing chunks of it off, he’d turn around and spew at us, and we’d just run around him, and continue feasting.

So you see kids, when someone does you wrong, whether it’s giving you a transmitable disease, sprays vomit all over you… get tasty tasty revenge on their ass, just like your friends at Premade.

MEH GROTZ premade. ” Feast on his Fles…wattaya doing, that’s his ass!”

Posted on December 15, 2009 - by Lithos

Ice Crown 4/4 first week… Fuck yeah.

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... and Arthas Menithil,... is an asshole.

"... and Arthas Menithil,... is an asshole."

Ladies & Gentlemen, boys and girls, be prepared to astounded, profounded, and otherwise ; stuperfied!  ~~ Ice Crown Citadel, the final goal is at hand. All the big shots were there for the opening screening; Tirion Fordring, Jaina Proudmoore, Mauradin Bronzebeard, Sourpuss’fang and King Varian Cementface…. and of course Premade.
 Unfortunately being heads of states, heroes of the past, and well, a whiney 16yr old girl from theramore… means they werent able to get any party supplies during there normal Non Playing Character schedules. ( Lazy basatards.) SO, Premade put their hand up…
First they brought some PUNCH, and spiked it with Marrowgar.
They then brought the NOISE to drown out the soapbox queen Lady Deathwhisper.
They Laden the skies with FIREWORKS, accidently downing Sourpussfangs’ Gunship.
Finally they got the party started, with a DANCE OFF with Sourpussfang’s son, Dranosh Saurfang aka Deathbringer Saurfang.
Team Premade…. Fuck yeah.
Posted on October 10, 2009 - by Lithos

Premade iz Srs Bsnzzzz

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Premades Annual PWN meeting
Premade’s Annual PWN meeting

If you’d all turn to page 143 of the handout, article 2:14, you will see that HOLY SHIT PREMADE JUST MESSED UP dem faction champs heroic 10 man style…. *ahem* so if you will please refer to the 3 point plan layed out for such sucess;

  • Kill healer first
  • —
  • Victory

As you can see, victory is the ultimate goal on Premade’s 3 point plan to Heroic ToC 10. If this trend continues to elevate, then there’s a 60% probability that Premade will clear 100% of Toc everytime…

Meeting ajourned.

Gratz Pre’assigned

Posted on October 4, 2009 - by Lithos

Premade Thwars Thor & Hordes Hodir’s loot

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Click for some form of actualality

Click for some form of actualality

It’s true, we defrosted Thorim and then stole away with Hodir’s loot and…. *recieves whisper*  wah?…. *whisper whisper* you mean Hodir’s the boss with all the ice… *whisp wispy whisper* WELL f%^k that ruins my working title! The whole punchline was associated Thorim with thwaring…. GAH this is stupid.
AHEM , SO, we ‘zapped’ Thorim, with some ‘electrified’ dps and ‘charged’ in there and gave him a ’shock’.  How’s that for correctness?
 And then we, uh… iced Hodir. Dam, used all my good material on Thorim, this publishing is harder than these two bosses hard modes combined, which Premade smashed out because we’re so cool…. ! COOL! Dammit, i could have used that. Ah nuts.

Gratz Pre’cooled.

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We are currently looking for the following:

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Tank:
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DPS:
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Healer:
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