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Premade falls the Lich King

Lithos — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:50:40 +0000

Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.

“Arise Premade, and Listen…
We have all beared witness to a terrible tradgey, honourable guild members leaving to enrich their lives, their real lives.
And while there were jerks who will be forgotten, we have remained vigilant in our cause…
The Lich king has answered for what he has done, and cannot cause further destruction to our ass.

I make a promise to you now brothers & sisters, the Lich King has been Defeated!!!
On this day, I call for a union! The balls of premade, and the mouth of the fallen Arthas will come together as one.
We shall succeed where so many have epically failed.
We will take the fight to Arthas, and rain down our balls upon Ice Crown!

The Mighty Premade will farm for YOU! ARTHAS!”

The mighty balls of mo'moes!

Larger image of the mosaic. ( best to upon in new tab/window.)

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The light’s hope event ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_oyXSSFAL0

Good News Everyone!

Lithos — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:05 +0000

Click for Unproffisized Screeny

Oh my yes. Premade has finally graduated from Proffessor Putricides’ class of ” Lower Rear Torso Pain 101″.
And we did what all graduates do, throw our hats in the air, and brutually murder the proffesor, pillaging all
of his personal belongings.

Now as graduates it’s up to us to go out there and teach this method of causing Lower Rear Torso Pain to others.
And who knows, we’ll pay return return visists to the Proffessor, and demonstrate to him all he taught us about
constant violent repetitive pounding of the Lower Rear Torso Region.

Gratz Pre-Post-Graduates-madians.

Oh my Yes.

Premade Pounds Princes Pretty Painfully

Lithos — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:59:16 +0000

Click to unprincesify

( to the theme song of Fresh Prince of Bel Air)

“ Innnnnnn WEST side of Ice Crown, with our 25 raids,
in the PlagueWing is where we spent most of our days.
Killing to the max, and smashing on ghouls, and using KSK to hand out all the loot.
When a couple of geists, weren’t really that good, we started trouble in the blood neighbourhood.
We got in one really good fight, but it had to end there, so Nill said;
” You’re moving to your uncle and Aunty’s in Bel air”
( translation; ” we’ll come back monday and try again.”)

We whistled through ads, and made the strat clear, and did a readycheck
to make sure the buffs were all there.

Set the masterloot, and the threshold to rare, and Bell went and said ” OK, it says we yall ere’.

I pulled, dps up bout 7 or 8, and the Princes went down, and we yelled ” F&^k YeeeeAahh”.

Arthas’ kingdom, just a little more dead, soon we’ll be at his throne, coz WE the princes in here.”

…………………………………………………………………………….

In other words, Princes went down, giggity giggity.

GRatz Princemade

Premade quarantines Rotface

Lithos — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:27:32 +0000

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Some say the taste of revenge is bittersweet, sort of like a peanut butter-apple-banana-carrot sandwich… Premade says revenge tastes like ass… yes ass.
For you see we went in hungry for more after devouring Festergut the previous night, and so we chewed off Rotface’s ass.
We constantly got around his backside gnawing chunks of it off, he’d turn around and spew at us, and we’d just run around him, and continue feasting.

So you see kids, when someone does you wrong, whether it’s giving you a transmitable disease, sprays vomit all over you… get tasty tasty revenge on their ass, just like your friends at Premade.

MEH GROTZ premade. ” Feast on his Fles…wattaya doing, that’s his ass!”

Premade finally uncle f#$%s, Uncle Fester.

Lithos — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:56:18 +0000

Click to pester off Fester

Well all of this had started, when uncle fester farted,
the gastric spores exploded and killed the whole raid off.
It wasnt very funny, repairs cost lots of money,
dps was off by a TONNEy, and it was painful all around.
But Premade yet prevailed, the dps un-snailed. Whats the opposite of failed?!
OH yeah, we UNCLE F#@KED right up!

Hell yes mr & mrs premade, not Lurch, not Wendy, not the hand or Cousin IT… but FESTER, that giant mutated ass that has be the bane of Premade for several weeks now, has gastric blighted for the last time. It was testing, it was at times excrusciatingly painful to lower ass region, but when Premade sets their asse’s… i mean heads to it, we can right royally return rectal fire right back at that giant lumbering ass clown that was Festergut. Well done to all who’ve put in the efforts, for this result.

Na na na NAH *click click* Premadians.