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Posted on July 29, 2010 - by Lithos
Premade falls the Lich King
Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.
“Arise Premade, and Listen…
We have all beared witness to a terrible tradgey, honourable guild members leaving to enrich their lives, their real lives.
And while there were jerks who will be forgotten, we have remained vigilant in our cause…
The Lich king has answered for what he has done, and cannot cause further destruction to our ass.
I make a promise to you now brothers & sisters, the Lich King has been Defeated!!!
On this day, I call for a union! The balls of premade, and the mouth of the fallen Arthas will come together as one.
We shall succeed where so many have epically failed.
We will take the fight to Arthas, and rain down our balls upon Ice Crown!
The Mighty Premade will farm for YOU! ARTHAS!”
The mighty balls of mo'moes!
http://a.imageshack.us/img844/7724/lichkingkillmop192×121.jpg
The light’s hope event ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_oyXSSFAL0
Posted on April 29, 2010 - by Lithos
Good News Everyone!
Click for Unproffisized Screeny
Oh my yes. Premade has finally graduated from Proffessor Putricides’ class of ” Lower Rear Torso Pain 101″.
And we did what all graduates do, throw our hats in the air, and brutually murder the proffesor, pillaging all
of his personal belongings.
And who knows, we’ll pay return return visists to the Proffessor, and demonstrate to him all he taught us about
constant violent repetitive pounding of the Lower Rear Torso Region.
Posted on March 16, 2010 - by Lithos
Premade Pounds Princes Pretty Painfully
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in the PlagueWing is where we spent most of our days.
Killing to the max, and smashing on ghouls, and using KSK to hand out all the loot.
When a couple of geists, weren’t really that good, we started trouble in the blood neighbourhood.
We got in one really good fight, but it had to end there, so Nill said;
” You’re moving to your uncle and Aunty’s in Bel air”
( translation; ” we’ll come back monday and try again.”)
to make sure the buffs were all there.
Posted on February 26, 2010 - by Lithos
Premade quarantines Rotface
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Some say the taste of revenge is bittersweet, sort of like a peanut butter-apple-banana-carrot sandwich… Premade says revenge tastes like ass… yes ass.
For you see we went in hungry for more after devouring Festergut the previous night, and so we chewed off Rotface’s ass.
We constantly got around his backside gnawing chunks of it off, he’d turn around and spew at us, and we’d just run around him, and continue feasting.
So you see kids, when someone does you wrong, whether it’s giving you a transmitable disease, sprays vomit all over you… get tasty tasty revenge on their ass, just like your friends at Premade.
MEH GROTZ premade. ” Feast on his Fles…wattaya doing, that’s his ass!”
Posted on February 25, 2010 - by Lithos
Premade finally uncle f#$%s, Uncle Fester.
Click to pester off Fester
Well all of this had started, when uncle fester farted,
the gastric spores exploded and killed the whole raid off.
It wasnt very funny, repairs cost lots of money,
dps was off by a TONNEy, and it was painful all around.
But Premade yet prevailed, the dps un-snailed. Whats the opposite of failed?!
OH yeah, we UNCLE F#@KED right up!