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Posted on February 26, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade quarantines Rotface

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Click for less tasty screenie

Click for less tasty screenie

Some say the taste of revenge is bittersweet, sort of like a peanut butter-apple-banana-carrot sandwich… Premade says revenge tastes like ass… yes ass. 
For you see we went in hungry for more after devouring Festergut the previous night, and so we chewed off Rotface’s ass.
We constantly got around his backside gnawing chunks of it off, he’d turn around and spew at us, and we’d just run around him, and continue feasting.

So you see kids, when someone does you wrong, whether it’s giving you a transmitable disease, sprays vomit all over you… get tasty tasty revenge on their ass, just like your friends at Premade.

MEH GROTZ premade. ” Feast on his Fles…wattaya doing, that’s his ass!”

Posted on February 25, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade finally uncle f#$%s, Uncle Fester.

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Click to pester off Fester

Click to pester off Fester

Well all of this had started, when uncle fester farted,
the gastric spores exploded and killed the whole raid off.
It wasnt very funny, repairs cost lots of money,
dps was off by a TONNEy, and it was painful  all around.
But Premade yet prevailed, the dps un-snailed. Whats the opposite of failed?!
OH yeah, we UNCLE F#@KED right up!

 

Hell yes mr & mrs premade, not Lurch, not Wendy, not the hand or Cousin IT… but FESTER, that giant mutated ass that has be the bane of Premade for several weeks now, has gastric blighted for the last time. It was testing, it was at times excrusciatingly painful to lower ass region, but when Premade sets their asse’s… i mean heads to it, we can right royally return rectal fire right back at that giant lumbering ass clown that was Festergut. Well done to all who’ve put in the efforts, for this result.
Na na na NAH *click click* Premadians.
Posted on January 8, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade Chews through Saurfang.

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\\\ ,,,, /// AaaaEeeeeiiii ( screenie ahead)

.\ ',,,,' /// AaaaEeeeeiiii ( screenie ahead)

Ah yes, Premade tastes the sweet success of defeating Deathbringer Saurfang… was like a spicy deep fried satayed meat, blended to perfection. It took some strategic planning, some highly volatile dps and the kind of healing that from rapid movement and friction based heat, fuse your very fingers to the keys themselves.
And that is how Premade took down Saurfang… however we all know that if the roles were reversed, and god forbid, BOLVAR was the boss at this stage, that we would never have taken him down, nor would any other guild, and the raid progression worldwide halt, and people would cease playing before the MIGHT of Bolvar…
Where was i?

Gratz Bolvar-made

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