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Posted on July 29, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade falls the Lich King

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Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.

Makes the Mona Lisa look like smeared barf.

“Arise Premade, and Listen…
We have all beared witness to a terrible tradgey, honourable guild members leaving to enrich their lives, their real lives.
And while there were jerks who will be forgotten, we have remained vigilant in our cause…
The Lich king  has answered for what he has done, and cannot cause further destruction to our ass.

I make a promise to you now brothers & sisters, the Lich King has been Defeated!!!
On this day, I call for a union!  The balls of premade, and the mouth of the fallen Arthas will come together as one.
We shall succeed where so many have epically failed.
We will take the fight to Arthas, and rain down our balls upon Ice Crown!

The Mighty Premade will farm for YOU! ARTHAS!”

The mighty balls of momoes!

The mighty balls of mo'moes!

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 The light’s hope event   ;)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_oyXSSFAL0

Posted on April 29, 2010 - by Lithos

Good News Everyone!

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Click for Unproffisized Screeny

Oh my yes. Premade has finally graduated from Proffessor Putricides’ class of ” Lower Rear Torso Pain 101″.
And we did what all graduates do, throw our hats in the air, and brutually murder the proffesor, pillaging all
of his personal belongings.

Now as graduates it’s up to us to go out there and teach this method of causing Lower Rear Torso Pain to others.
And who knows, we’ll pay return return visists to the Proffessor, and demonstrate to him all he taught us about
constant violent repetitive pounding of the Lower Rear Torso Region.
Gratz Pre-Post-Graduates-madians.
Oh my Yes.
Posted on March 16, 2010 - by Lithos

Premade Pounds Princes Pretty Painfully

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Click to unprincesify

Click to unprincesify

( to the theme song of Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
“  Innnnnnn WEST side of Ice Crown, with our 25 raids,
in the PlagueWing is where we spent most of our days.
Killing to the max, and smashing on ghouls, and using KSK to hand out all the loot.
When a couple of geists, weren’t really that good, we started trouble in the blood neighbourhood.
We got in one really good fight, but it had to end there, so Nill said;
” You’re moving to your uncle and Aunty’s in Bel air” 
( translation; ” we’ll come back monday and try again.”)
We  whistled through ads, and made the strat clear, and did a readycheck
to make sure the buffs were all there.
Set the masterloot, and the threshold to rare, and Bell went and said ” OK, it says we yall ere’.
I pulled, dps up bout 7 or 8, and the Princes went down, and we yelled ” F&^k YeeeeAahh”.
Arthas’ kingdom, just a little more dead, soon we’ll be at his throne, coz WE the princes in here.”
…………………………………………………………………………….
In other words, Princes went down, giggity giggity.
GRatz Princemade
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